|
Movies
"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere..." ~ Buzz Lightyear
- Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Sid: "For a second there, I thought you were actually going to eat me."
Diego: "I don't eat junk food." ~ Ice
Age
"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" ~
Julie -Parenthood
"Phone call from God...Now if it had been collect that would have been daring." ~ John
Keating - Deat Poets Society
"You're protected by the enormity of your stupidity, for a lifetime." ~ Madame
Sebastian - Notorious
Gordo: "Wow, evil and smart"
Kate: " Fear it. Embrace it." - The
Lizzie McGuire Movie
"So being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl?!?" ~ Francis
- A Bug's Life
"Damn the devil! Damn the devil to hell!" ~ Elliot Richards - Bedazzled
Channel 3 Reporter: "So Mr. Price, business
or pleasure?"
Mr. Price: "Neither, my wife." - House
on Haunted Hill
"Killing you is killing me. But, you know, I'm pretty tired of us both." ~ Arthur
Bannister - The Lady of Shanghai
Elmer Greentree: "Do you have any advice for me, Doc.?"
Dr. Mark Gabriel: "Drink heavily." - The
Others
Akima: "You can't call a planet "Bob"."
Cale: "So now you're the boss. You're the king of Bob?"
Akima: "Can't we just call it "Earth"?"
Cale: "No one said you had to live on Bob."
Akima: "I'm never calling it that." -
Titan A.E.
(sorry, my love for the name BoB got the best of me ;-) lol )
"Now this really steams my broccoli." ~ Owen
- Less Than Perfect
Babs: "Morning Ginger, back from holiday?"
Ginger: "I wasn't on holiday, Babs, I was in solitary confinement."
Babs: "Aww... It's nice to get some time to yourself, isn't it?"
- Chicken Run
"I'm good on zee bull, no?" ~ Natalie - Charlie's
Angels: Full Throttle
Oda Mae Brown: " I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you
what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth, I am"!"
Molly Jensen: "That's how he got me to go out with him." - Ghost
"But why's the rum gone?!?" ~ Capt. Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean
TV Shows
"You know what the best part of childhood is? At some point, it ends." ~ Malcolm
- Malcolm in the Middle
Rose: "Now, I know no one wants to hear any of my stories right now..."
Dorothy: "That's always a safe bet, Rose."
Rose: "... But you need to hear about my cousin Ingmar. He was different.
He used to do bird imitations."
Blanche: "Well, what's wrong with that?"
Rose: "Well, let's just say you wouldn't want to park your car under their
oak tree." - The Golden Girls
Maxine: "You have to get up pretty early to fool Maxine Shaw!"
Kyle: "That's because evil never sleeps."
Maxine: [eyeing Kyle] "But ugly gets plenty of rest!" - Living Single
Friends
"How your intelligence lowers as you give free blow jobs: "I get to go to alot of overseas places,
like Canada." ~ Britney Spears" ~ Anna
"Insanity is a privilage you don't deserve!" ~ Me
"Fear the horny foot!" ~ Kelley
Lauren: "Oh my god, you defy science! You're a smart blonde!"
Anna: "No, you defy reality!"
"Guys are like icecream flavors. Try them all and then decide on the best one." ~ Me
"Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later." ~ Kristine
T-Shirts
"The voices are real and they are out to get you."
"I see dumb people."
"Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself."
"I'm not angry at the world, just at all of the people on it."
"I'm not a b****, I'm The B****, and it's Miss B**** to you!"
"I'm here: Now what are your other 2 wishes?"
|
